<b>Author:</b> Not me, but someone I know who doesn't have a lj account. Let's call her....Evelyn
<b>Rating:</b> PG-13 for the F-word
<b>Summary:</b> Pete loses his dog, and finds something else in the process.
<b>Notes:</b> Ok, this idea came from a late night conversation. Uh, includes extensive un-knowledge about the pairing and dumbasheck!beckett. Don't worry, it's purely for humor's sake.
<b>Disclaimer:</b> We don't own shit.
<lj-cut text="This way to the crack! (it's at fanfiction.net)">http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3733881/1/Bones</lj-cut>